1. The Emporium ~ No Free Lunch


Welcome happy shoppers to the catalogue of Gianthropological supplies, where even though our shelves are stocked with books, DVD's, postcards, stamps and folios, you won’t find even one shopping cart in the Emporium! Why not?  Professor Robideau fills all mail orders himself, a task he reserves for the brief period between mowing the lawn of the Institute and giving his daily muffler clinic. If you really want to clutter up your life with more stuff, check out the list of currently available items, then CONTACT Professor Robideau and he’ll be pleased to assist you.